Why are Indians Not Proud to be Indians

Meet a German and they are proud to be a German and will continue to speak with a strong German accent even 10 years after coming to the US. The same goes for Italians, British, Japanese and most of the developed national folks.
Indians seem to pick up a british accent after stepping into london for two months go back to India and not loose it for the rest of their lives. When other Indians look at them in ouewa (awe) their simple answer is
"Usee I waz in London". We had a friend back in India, before we came to the stats who wore blue velvet jackets and the heaviest Britis aksent that leaked with indianization, but we then new not.

For all you za desi engineers it must to be important to no that gori'sfrom stats  like accents. Za indians by the way are indians who grew up muigging two two za four, three three za six and all that fancy maths stuff, four four za eight. I did not go to IIT so I may have got that a little wrong (hee hee). But getting back to the gori's I have met too many that were very impressed with Austrialian accents, british accents and any accent than the american accent. So if accent is so haut, and gori's bautter then why do we hang our sexy cau and bau accent to dry and pick one that is nether statistic nor indian but some embarrasement between what non one nose.
Being stats compatible means living the stats dream. That is going with gori and then finding a traditional with gud dowry and singing her lau songs in english with a guitar or a piano (you cee everyone in india can beat you with songs on tabla and sitar). Aah the gud fortune of finding Seetharamalakshmi Narayanan (alias Sweeti) when you almost died on the spot. She speaks the vernacular, looks like an indian hourglass (very diffrent from a western hourglass you find in taboo), wears the nine yard, can give you a headbath and then rub raasnadi podi followed by yuvar thaila on a sunday afternoon, can make an enthu aumlete, can as easily have a bucket bath and go to a mugga latrine as she can use a bidet and toilet paper, and she never says 'shame shame puppy shame' if you do anything wrong. She nows how to make medoum rare steek as well as she does keerai kootu,toushes pariamma's feet at all occasions and knows in her stats company nows hou to knock back a few glasses of wine, follow it with a swig of rum and coke, bite into a hamburger and then explains how she can rock your soks off it in the stats while wearing a skirt and neckline that is only stats. All the while maintaining her indian politeness of "Dear sir, I observed that you dog was off the leash in the park and pissing on the garbage can. Kindly do the needful" before departing from the scene politely..

While the Germans teach their children German and the Italians Italish or what ever their language is called an average north indian will ensure their kids do not learn any of that native stuff, from which they ran and came to the stat's.
"Stats me Gayo" does not mean failed in Statistics but simply that this Indian will try their best not to look, feel, smell (by note eating desi stuff at home) otherwide dharti phut jaaegi, to fellow desis and their fanci desi parties with kids and parents in the shape of dudes desperately trying to look like anything but indians, unless it is pongl, dewali and other desi stuff
"Aree agar mereko hindi bolni padti to mein stats mein kyun aati"

Major issues of the indian in stats
most husbands do not mind taking a stint in india, most wives cannot imagine being out of stats for any reason
"Are Australia, New Jeeland, Paaris sab to theek hein, tume india he mila"

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