The 7 Habits of Indian Men and Women in Stats

thanks to Kirti
Men:
1. Indian met are extremely busy finding and implementing loophones
2. Although they are so busy they still have time for gori and desi women
3. Altough they have time for women, they dont care for gori's and will normally end with desi's
4. Although they dont care for gori's , they will always fawn when one is around
5. Althogh they have a gori in the vicinity, they will continue to try their luck with other gori's
6. Although they try their luch all around, they get verrry pissed if either of them ignore them
7. Although the women leave them they still do not learn their lessons, and try luck with others

Women:
1. Indian women eare extremely busy wanting indian rights in stats with stats rights at home, with finance
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time to go shopping to buy expensive clothes they do not need
3. although they buy expensive clothes, they complain about their desi rights and never have gud things to wear
4. Although they nevr have anything to wear, they always seem to be better dressed then the men they are with
5. Although they are better dressed then the men, they are never as happy and satisfied with themselves
6. Although they are seemingly lesser satisfied than other women, they need to compensate this unhappiness expensive holidays
7. Although they go for expensive holidays, some friend of their went to a better holiday